Basic b!tches

The other day I jokingly referred to myself and my horse as "basic b!tches." For those of you unfamiliar with the most recent definition of the word "basic," it has become a slang term meaning ordinary and somewhat unsophisticated. I know I said used the word "basic" jokingly, but the thing about jokes is that they usually contain a kernel of truth. I am an aspiring dressage rider with a 4 year old dressage prospect, Alpha Helix (aka Helix) who I am preparing for his first year of real showing.  My horse is a 15h kiger mustang I bought for $300 off a craigslist ad as a weanling when I was a broke graduate student.  While all of his gaits are very correct, he is somewhat lacking in the pizzazz **jazz hands!** department.

Helix is clearly not lacking in the handsome department

In terms of my raw ability as a rider, I sit firmly in the average camp.  I have been able to develop decent muscle memory over years and years of repetition, but I'd be lying if I said any of it comes easily for me.

As I prepare for next year's show season, I know there is only one way for a "basic" pair such as ourselves to stand out.  Rock solid basics.  That's right.  In order to be more than "basic," we must embrace the basics.  Without flashy gaits to fall back on, Helix must exhibit meticulous, sequential training, as well as obvious joy for his work.  In order for me to get him to that point, I must ride with correct, effective equitation, and develop a training program that not only helps my horse progress physically, but keeps him mentally healthy as well. We're going to have to squeeze every point out accuracy, rider position, and overall harmony to make up for the average scores we are bound to receive for gaits.

I'd like to bring all of you along on our journey and hopefully along the way show the world that "basic" can be brilliant.

Photo by Megan Neth

Go Riding!